Essentially I hate people who do things on the internet. I'm sure each of you has spent a few hours innocently scouring the web for pornography and through typing something as innocuous as "Hot Girl Pussy" you've been pushed towards Dave and Tiffani from Kentucky's personal pages designed to tell the world about their cats and their banausic opinions. Just because the technology exists for people to put a little of themself into a public forum it does not mean that they should. Waterslides in swimming pools allow you to put your faeces into a public area but it's probably best if you don't use them for this purpose.
The brighter ones amongst you will have spotted that the presence of this weblog rather contradicts the trend of the first paragraph in it. Or, in more mundane terms, if I'm so very opposed to people dragging their boring lives, ill informed opinions and ghastly personalities into the semi public light of the internet why on earth am I doing it myself?
Well, because I'm dashed charming and feel that the world really would be just a tad sunnier if more people could read what I have to say. OK, that's probably preternaturally arrogant and whimsical, but it's no bad thing to dip one's toe into conceited whimsy from time to time.
For now, all the best and nicest.